It’s the offseason, which means it’s time to reflect on life’s biggest questions: Do we stay loyal to our terrible football teams, or is it finally time to break up? JK, Katie, and Money sit down to discuss NFL heartbreak, offseason rumors, and whether Katie is officially leaving the Jets for Cincinnati (spoiler: she’s been eyeing Burrow like a high school crush for years).

We also tackle:

🔹 The Super Bowl parade disasters (drunken arrests, beer cans to the face, and general Philly chaos)

🔹 Should Travis Kelce retire? Or at least stop stealing his girlfriend’s wardrobe?

🔹 Which QBs are getting shipped off? (Looking at you, Stafford)

🔹 Does anyone actually care about the NFL Combine? (No. No, they do not.)

🔹 The Cowboys are cursed, and math confirms it.

🔹 Plus, a shocking asteroid survival plan for Jets fans

So grab a Boom Boom Stick, sniff away your NFL trauma, and join us for another chaotic, sarcasm-filled episode of First Down Dogs! 🏈🐶

⏱ Timestamps & Existential Football Crises:

00:00 Introduction to the Hype

02:38 Age and Relationships Discussion

05:08 NFL Talk: Eagles and Super Bowl

16:20 Rumors and Speculations

18:23 Debating Stafford's Future

19:35 Arch Manning or Archie?

20:25 Steelers' Offseason Wishes

21:32 Jets' Offseason Dilemmas

26:13 Quarterback Leadership and College Prospects

32:12 NFL Combine and Draft Talk

34:25 Cowboys and America's Team

36:16 Fandom and Team Loyalty