The Scoop (7:36) features a fast food protest in Russia, a Florida man with his priorities in a row, a twist on salad dressing worth over $13,000, a UK woman's TikTok life hack that could possibly change the world, and why you should always check to see if your favorite food brands are hosting a giveaway contest before inhaling them. Last, Ashley polishes off the remainder of her leftovers and bribes her way into a crawfish boil with jello-shots while PTE explores a breakfast spot in Virginia Beach and drinks Vodka Coke's all night in their best and worst food moments of the week (36:06).