Spring racing carnival has swung through Flemington and LK and Rossy are only concerned with D-List celebrities and their hat-inators. This week, find out how LK and Producer Rob had their relationship outed to their work colleagues on national television. Rossy swoons over Matthew McConaughey and we use up the remainder of the 'Fantale' wrappers. Listen now to the penultimate episode of season one!

*Hat-inator: term, coined by 'Ezmerelda' Mullane in spring of 2014, used to describe headwear that is equal parts a hat and a fascinator.