Prepare for a reality reboot! Could those eerie coincidences, shared dreams, and unexplained vibes be glitches in our cosmic neural network, proving telepathy isn't a myth but just stuck on dial-up, like our brains are ancient meat modems struggling with interstellar brain-texts and leaving us with nothing but anxiety sweat and déjà vu?

🧠💭 Is your inner monologue just someone else's lagging thought stream?

🎮 Welcome to NPC ENERGY, the podcast that hacks your perception of reality! 📡 Join Zane and Jules as they jack into the glitchy matrix of the mind, exploring the wild theory that telepathy is simply bad Wi-Fi between brains 📶, dissecting everything from sci-fi fantasies of telepathic superheroes like Jean Grey and Professor X to the surprisingly real science of brain signals and electromagnetic fields generated by our 86 billion neurons firing like caffeinated chaos! We dive deep into mind-blowing experiments like the 2014 study where "hola" travelled from an Indian brain to a French one via EEG and TMS, making you question if our own "meat modems" once had better built-in Bluetooth. Buckle up, Glitch Babies 👶, as we unravel fringe theories suggesting shared dreams are real-time LAN parties for brains 😴💻 and ponder if those moments when you think of someone and they text you are actually 4G feelings boosting our cognitive Wi-Fi! Tune in for bizarre listener stories of uncanny brain-sync moments, like @FlatEarthDaddy and his cousin’s daily duet of obscure VHS quotes 📼🤯, and @SleepParalysisStan's premonitory dream of his friend's breakdown 😭📞. Are we on the verge of unlocking the Matrix's brain-chat feature 🔓 or are we just meat sacks on cognitive dial-up 🐌? Maybe meditation, mushrooms, or late-night microwave burritos are the secret patch notes for our buggy mental software – because maybe, just maybe, those voices you're hearing aren't madness, but just lag in the cosmic cloud network ☁️👾. Reboot your meat router 🔄 and join the NPC ENERGY hive mind – where being glitched is the new normal! 😎🎧

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