In this episode:

• Fox League goes AI and boy don't we love it

• PVL is being weird about the AFL

• Fantasy V'Landys: The Cage Match for Lomax

• The Tigers CEO really, really likes coffee

• Getting high in the lower grades

• Rugby league haircuts: Round 1!

• NRL Book Club: Craig Salvatori's gripping tale of swimming pool hubris

• Can artificial intelligence pass the NRL Banting Test?

• The Cyberpunk-Bankstown Bulldogs

This episode brought to you by Trent Robinson's Small Bird Survey of Sydney.