In this episode of the Ask A Christian Podcast, we dive headfirst into the ultimate Christmas apologetics gauntlet. We tackle the skeptics' favorite holiday hits: Did Luke get the census under Quirinius wrong? Does the word "virgin" really just mean "young maiden" who totally naturally had a baby? We break down the biblical text to show why the secular narrative falls apart faster than a dry pine needle in January. We also react to a "Queer Apocalyptic Nativity" from a Lutheran church that features a lesbian Mary and Jo bickering—because nothing says "Holy Night" like modern identity politics inserted into 1st-century Judea. Later, we open Jeremiah 10 to answer the age-old question: Is your Christmas tree actually a pagan idol that hates God? (Spoiler: St. Boniface and his axe might have something to say about that). Finally, we explore the strange world of Noahides and close with a deep dive into the alleged contradiction between the genealogies of Jesus in Matthew and Luke. We look at Eusebius, Levirate marriage, and how to solve the Curse of Jeconiah without breaking a sweat. 📚 Resources & Links: Reaction Video (Queer Nativity): Lutheran Church puts on "Queer Apocalyptic Nativity" - https://x.com/Protestia/status/2003051948740898953?s=20 Genealogy Video Played: The Genealogy of Jesus Christ (According to Eusebius) - https://youtu.be/U3bsAMyRwbw?si=M64ZL1XCjEr0QKZD For more content, visit: https://www.askachristianpodcast.com Timestamps: 00:00 - Intro 00:33 - Christmas Story Apologetics: The Census & Quirinius 04:17 - Does "Virgin" just mean "Young Maiden"? 08:24 - Addressing "Rape Apologetics" regarding Mary 23:33 - Christ the Lord: The Deity of Jesus 36:54 - Reaction: Lutheran Church's "Queer Apocalyptic Nativity" 45:41 - Jeremiah 10: Are Christmas Trees Idolatry? 54:45 - The Legend of St. Boniface & Thor's Oak 1:04:00 - What are Noahides? 1:21:46 - Why are Jesus' Genealogies Different? (Matthew vs. Luke) 1:28:17 - Eusebius & Levirate Marriage Explained (Video) 1:37:42 - The Curse of Jeconiah Hashtags: #ChristmasApologetics #VirginBirth #GenealogyOfJesus #Jeremiah10 #BibleContradictions #AskAChristianPodcast #StBoniface #Luke2 #Theology #Christianity #Apologetics #BibleStudy #ChristianHumor #Orthodoxy #JesusChrist