Ok stop what you're doing and have a glance down at the tormented, dying ground beneath you, and ask yourself: am I on a globe orbiting a sun in an endless barren void? Or is this some mystical ass floating disc with some bonus continents and some mad cap worldwide moon-hating cover up? Yes, this week we find out (once and for all!) if the Earth has girth or if she’s as flat as Kylie’s old ass xoxo