In this episode of Wilko & Courts, things get a little weird (and very funny).Wilko remembers how his mum used to let him have Chinese takeaway on toast for breakfast, sparking a debate about whether that’s bad parenting or absolute genius. Courts admits to doing something similar with leftover Happy Meals — soggy nuggets and all 🍟They also chat about brain exercises, writing eulogies for the living, and the elusive “ghost poo” phenomenon 💩.👀 Expect chaotic storytelling, a sprinkle of nostalgia, and way too much talk about food that definitely shouldn’t be eaten before 9 a.m.💬 Question for the Comments:What’s the weirdest non-breakfast food you’ve eaten in the morning?Tell us below! (Bonus points if it’s stranger than Chinese on toast 😂)00:00 – The “Ghost Poo” mystery explained 💩00:22 – Welcome back to Wilko & Courts!00:49 – How ChatGPT ruined (and saved) Wilko’s brain 🧠02:10 – Weird couple confessions03:13 – Writing exercises & eulogies (for people still alive) ✍️05:16 – Why Wilko almost wrote a eulogy for his mum 😅07:07 – Childhood memories & “Lollipop Coffins”07:36 – The parenting debate: Chinese takeaway for breakfast 🍜09:14 – Is leftover food for breakfast bad parenting or brilliant?10:18 – Courts admits to giving the kids Happy Meals for breakfast 🍟11:00 – The great MSG redemption arc12:13 – Do you eat leftovers for breakfast? Let’s hear it! 🍕