We welcome our best depressed friend Adam. We talk about how Adam and Paul moms' are twinsies, anti evolution science teachers of our high school, and heterogenous transient chemical reactions. We then tackle two columns about homoerotic lockerrooms and relationships before capitalizing on Adam's famously negative disposition for our third segment. Are your eyebrows raised for this one yet?!

Article 1: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/12/husband-friends-flirt-touch-gay-advice.html

Article 2: https://www.uexpress.com/life/dearabby/1998/8/14/teachers-lesson-plan-unravels-when-fiance

Third seggy: Reviewing our high school peers’ art