If you’ve ever stared at your newborn at 2 a.m. wondering, “is this normal or should I call someone?”, this episode is for you. We’re talking about the funny, stressful, wildly unhinged parts of newborn life no one warned you about—but every parent ends up Googling in the dark.

From Cirque du Soleil stretches, demon‑level eye rolls, and grown‑man farts to poop becoming your entire personality and blowouts that only happen at church, we’re here to tell you: your baby is weird, and that’s completely normal. We’ll get into feeding chaos, sleep deprivation that makes you feel feral, postpartum hormones, and why being overwhelmed does not cancel out how much you love your baby.

If you’re constantly asking “is this normal?” and worrying you’re doing everything wrong, you are exactly the mama this podcast was made for. Two moms, nine kids, zero filters—ultrasound tech Alicia and mom‑of‑5 Kristian are here to help you breathe again and say, “oh yeah…that’s normal.