We're diving headfirst into the craziness of Davos 2026, from Prime Minister Mark Carney's headline-grabbing speech full of bold calls against bullies and for stronger global ties, to President Trump's no-holds-barred approach that's shaking up NATO, Greenland deals, and trade wars. We break down the irony in Carney's words (gun buybacks and censorship, anyone?), why Alberta's independence movement is heating up, and how Canada getting cozy with China might hurt us more than help. Plus, we chat Trump's deportation stats, EV imports flooding the market, and even El Salvador's wild turnaround.