the world's first sperm race, set to take place at the Hollywood Palladium on April 25, 2025. With over 1,000 spectators, high-resolution cameras, and live-streamed commentary, this microscopic showdown is more than just a quirky event—it's a bold move to spark conversation about declining male fertility. The guys break down the concept, from the racetrack mimicking the reproductive system to betting on contestants based on their lifestyles (think stoner vs. kale-obsessed triathlete). Is this a scientific breakthrough or just a bizarre spectator sport? Tune in for laughs, debates, and a surprising take on how sperm racing might just educate the masses. Could this be a future Olympic event for Los Angeles 2028? You be the judge!