ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Well, you will be by the time this episode finishes. We think that a 5 by 5 foot machine could turn trees into waffles faster than a giant man with waffle irons for hands. Gather round this here campfire as we talk about waffle tall-tales, horrible ballsses, and Cat Steven’s apotheosis.

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