Look. Let’s be honest. We both know Friday is unequivocally the stupidest song ever recorded. However, nowhere else in the darkest recesses of the internet will you find anyone who has worked harder to shoehorn some meaning into this text. And boy did we shoehorn. We stuffed in everything from the Norse pantheon to cognitive evolution. I promise that the 48 minutes of your life you spend listening to this will be rewarded with pure bat-shit insanity.