Bristol Hammers does her level best to rally the troops, but will the troops listen to someone talking "crazy" about something that "never happened"? Will the good witch Ava help? Featuring plenty of catchy tunes, physically impossible dance numbers, and innuendos the kiddos won't get, this is surely to be a summer delight for your family. You, however, might make an excuse to use the restroom and sidle up to the lobby bar.