A funny story about Bryant losing his mind at the Department of Motor Vehicles. 

And a lesson in how being too agreeable is a bad thing. 

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Show Script Below:

 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the brian chambers movement. It must not be that good we're here. We're gonna have a great show for you all today, the podcast. I have the beautiful one. Uh Miko with me here today. You guys have been asking for her to come back more often. So we are making good on that request. We're gonna be talking the title of the show today is dedicated to my good man, my good friend Big Brother has become a mentor to me. What other titles can I give this guy entrepreneur? Extraordinaire assassin kip actually came up with the title for today's show during a conversation he and I were having about lamenting the mediocrity of humanity and he said out of his mouth he was talking about this woman we were telling, I was telling the story to him that I'm gonna be telling on the podcast today about the D. M. V. And he said it must suck to suck. And he said he said that to a person it's just like it must really suck to be you because you suck and sucking must suck pretty bad. And that's kind of what we want to get at. It's a continuation of uh the agreeableness conversation that we had over the last probably two shows just talking a little psychology and how we're reacting to things. However, before we get into that we make a and I and I'm going to get into some important information for the show because we have some new listeners, a lot of new listeners who may not know exactly what this brian chambers movement thing is up to. And if you just tune into one of my shows, it's not like a television show where you're going to understand what the hell is going on. It's confusing, it's abstract. A lot of its rhetorical, a lot of it is satire, but at the end of the day, all of it is a show and I want to get into after talking about mortal kombat, the movie uh with Mika. We're gonna get into kind of introducing ourselves to the new members of the audience. So you can understand that even though this show sounds like the whimsy and the thought exercise and maybe the verbal diarrhea of a madman. I assure you that I am well therapeutic. Is that a word? I assure you that I met the best place I could humanly be in life with me and Nico. We're having a great time. So any who will get into that first. You were talking mortal combat and the words out of your mouth, which I think were perfect were in our family, my father May he rest in peace started this principle, at least in our family, I'm sure he's not the inventor. But in our family we have something called the 15 minute rule with movies, right? So we'll sit down to watch the film 15 minutes in. If we're not hooked, we bounce because life's too short man for shitty movies. And I learned that lesson going to see the Ashton kutcher playing jesus movie that Miko drugged me two years ago and I wanted to walk out. But I had paid money to watch this horrible whitewash bullshit. Uh, it was just like, please. I wanted to walk out of the theater. So bad. But I stayed because I paid and from that day forward I vowed If a movie sucks after 15 minutes, I'm sticking with dad's rule. And the actor wasn't really actually, he looked like him close enough. Okay, combat mortal kombat. You fell asleep several times during the film and we were only by the time the film cut off because we didn't finish it by the way, so there's not gonna be any real. I mean it's mortal kombat guys. Here's the spoiler alert. 

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