Indeed, it is a long story. Much longer than Jimbo's dick so that's about four millimeters... not sure how that translates into time.... Carry the seven add 11 and divide by any irrational number that doesn't fucking exist and abra cadabra.... I have no idea what the fuck that will equal. My guess is lots of alone time and a headache. Anyone that can figure it out... Please do email me and let me know how much of a waste of time it was and how you plan to meet your spouse that you will go out and meet ASAP because math is kinda fun but sex and a honest relationship are way more awesome.