To start the new season we bring you the coldest takes ever. With luke warm opinions on Messi, the WSL (looking forward to more of that) and some funky title changes. All in 30(ish) Minutes!!!!

Join me @tomspowart and @richardlewis as we kick off season 2.... and it's live.

Thanks to Mark Tranter for the sprites

Thanks to James Prideaux for the intro