Just Throwing It Out There . . .

It's a typical day


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It's a typical day & I haven't left the house. But I have connected with the outside world thru the Facebook & my carrier pigeons.
They carry messages & the bird flu. Most of my outgoing messages have already been sent. Lots are full, way too wordy & my birds end up crashing & burning like a kamikaze.
Ironically, the messages I get back, return fast & furious, with a warning: 'INCOMING!!' I usually dive for cover, but JoJo likes to hog all the covers & I'm left out in the cold, holding da bag. Kinda sad cuz my beloved carrier pigeons get... "Well done!" Not as a pat on the back; more like 'charred remains.' Unfortunately nobody got the message-- "Don't kill the messenger."
But I'm not completely cut off, in spite of JoJo's warning. I still have the Facebook to communicate with the outside world. She always says 'we have to communicate more.' I'm trying, even though the stupid spell-check Bogs me down. Did you mean 'permanently wet, spongey ground?' Or impede? Either way, no answer. JoJo's under the covers again. Soon, under the cover of darkness. Eh?
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Just Throwing It Out There . . .By Joe Strecker Productions