I can't believe Bella and Edward are finally getting married! All it took was a couple brushes with death, six months of depression, and a sordid affair with her best friend. At least Bella gets a kid at the end; after dying after months of pain and sacrifice, while her best friend still pines for her. I'm starting to sense a pattern. And hopefully you are too by tuning to another episode of this sordid soiree! It's a love story for the eons.