The importance of names, baby poop, Calcutta, a cautionary tale, Catholics you didn't know are Catholic, and bearded ladies. Sprinkled in are a couple musical interludes. Is this the crappiest episode I'll ever record or just a sophomore slump? It's all baby poop to me.

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Music composed and performed by Quthbert https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBwFf1VCLiCeKxT_vz4WvmA"