Ok, it’s clearly another Wednesday, but JUST IN CASE the world ISN’T on fire, let’s have some weird-news fun, shall we?? Weeee!

Alright, so! Over in the Macabre department, Shaun has a freshly um…well…a dude exploded, ok? Find out how…and maybe a touch of why? AND discover how you, too, might be at a wee bit of a risk if you’re the antiquing sort!

And in science, fear not, for Phil didn’t do some wackadoo story about shafts and berries and the like, noooo! No, no: this time, we’re talking about everyone’s favorite neutral zone, the perineum! Oh yes. Oh…ok. Apparently some scientists think maybe if you zap the area, see…well. Ok, you’re probably going to need to listen in to find out or they’re totally gonna censor these notes.

Ahem! PLUS A NEW GAME! AND fast-paced news items in Three for the Road, another Covidiot of the Week, and WAY MORE! Assuming you’re not in a siege, come on in and hear the wildest stuff around, folks! And…if you are in a siege, remember that, in a pinch, you can peel plies of toilet paper apart, making MORE free toilet paper until the great liberation! GO WHIPAROUND!