Episode 390: It’s just a bunch of programming

This week we discuss Werner’s AWS Keynote, Event-Based Architectures and the potential of ChatGPT. Plus, some thoughts on International Condiments.

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Runner-up Titles

It’s never stopped us before.

Ranch dressing divine/Before the Big Bang, it was/Eternal condiment

Three kinds of mayonnaise

An aspirational architectural pattern.

There’s not a lot of architectural thought out there.

I don’t have a computer science degree.

Mid-Code

It’s just a bunch of programming, how hard could it be?

Is it a utopian Wall-E or not?

Rundown

AWS re:Invent 2022 - Keynote with Dr. Werner Vogels

Amazon announces Eventbridge Pipes, a simpler way to connect events

Design Patterns book

ChatGPT: Optimizing Language Models for Dialogue

ChatGPT will replace StackOverflow?

Automating bullshit - OpenAI ChatGPT removes office worker toil

Coté doesn’t need to write those survey analysis blogs anymore.

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Tableau Software CEO Mark Nelson steps down

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