It’s Probably Heresy

Some Inquisitorial missions are too classified, scuffed, or downright silly to merit publishing in anything pretending to be a serious podcast season. Such disgraceful content is stored in the S.I.N. (Self-Indulgent Nonsense) Files. In our first foray into these deplorable documents, we see our Acolytes using the All Outta Bubblegum rules to thwart an attempted Ork hijacking of their voidship. Any resemblences to a certain Bruce Willis Christmas movie are purely coincidental.

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This episode features the tracks "Mechanicum" and "Echoes of Time" by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/music/

Not every investigation goes smoothly, and sometimes not all the audio is fit for the main vox transmissions back to the Inquisitor. But in the interest of completeness, the more humorous bits are presented here. Listen to in-depth discussions about Tyruss's nose, Eric's struggles with his new kitten, Ned's dad jokes, and much more.

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In the conclusion to the Phyrr adventure arc, the Acolytes return to the research orbital to apprehend the true mastermind behind the Faceless Trade expedition. Ketho schedules brunch, Zarkov threatens some grad students, Martin advocates drastic measures, and Tyruss disposes of the heresy.

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As more participants join the climactic battle, the Acolytes are surrounded on all sides. They will have to act quickly to find safety before they are lost forever to the venomous jungles of Phyrr. Tyruss becomes a walking case study for pharmacology students, Martin daydreams about surgery, Zarkov goes for the toes, and Ketho has a waking nightmare.

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The Acolytes are pinned down by foes as they try to escape with their prize. Zarkov is inspired, Ketho doesn't have a leg to stand on, Tyruss prepares the dome, and Martin blind-fires.

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The Acolytes are interrupted during their treasure hunt and must contend with hostile smugglers and more esoteric threats as they make their escape. Ketho exacts revenge, Zarkov stops drops and rolls, Martin protects his melon, and Tyruss takes a shower.

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The Acolytes reach their destination and find there is more than just a strange energy signature in the jungle. Zarkov doesn't notice anything is amiss, Ketho tries to negotiate, Tyruss sits on a park bench, and Martin prepares a surprise.

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The Acolytes close in on their targets, but are they the hunters or the prey? Ketho can hit things when he's not moving, Zarkov drives in donuts, Tyruss plays catch, and Martin can't turn off StickyKeys.

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The Acolytes are on the trail of their quarry, but the denizens of Phyrr will not make their journey easy. Ketho is too crazy to be afraid, Tyruss reminisces about psyker baseball, Zarkov does a backflip, Martin hangs on for dear life.

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The Acolytes chat with their new acquaintence and propose a friendly wager. Martin talks shop, Zarkov spams the dodge roll button, Tyruss finds a new opponent, and Ketho discovers who is the real deal.

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