Annnnnnnndddddd we're back! 

Thanks for sticking by for the long-awaited (calm down, it was only 3 weeks) return of the 1 1/2 Jews.  

In this ep, the girls cover everything from their love for Target, it's actually pronounced Targét, finally land on a definitive ranking of the best bagel in LA, p.s., its not what you're thinking...!

You know you love me, xoxo gossip girl 

AKA, @dominiquedruckman + @carlyarin = @one_and_a_half_jews