Say hello to the third episode of FIRST!, the second episode of SECOND!!, or maybe, just maybe, it's the first episode of THIRD!!!. All I can say for sure is, this joke is well past the point of being even remotely funny, I'm sorry, and I hope you can all forgive me. That said, this episode is all about Vagante, an action-platformer roguelike that's almost a good time, but falters in one key area and, sadly, the sum of the other parts doesn't make up for this one deficiency--which I'll leave a mystery so you have some reason to watch the video. Does that mean Vagante is a bad game? No--in fact, my problem may actually be a good thing in your eyes--but I can't help but be disappointed by what could have been and I think, with a few tweaks, Vagante could have been a great game instead of the "just okay" game it is.