Because of the wet weather the price of food is going to have to go up…..too rainy for the crops…...and talking of crops some old guy and his missus bought a plant from a car boot sale which turned out to be a cannabis plant….which attracted the attention of PC Plod…I can understand why how he didn’t... know because I wouldn’t have…There is a bit of a hulabaloo about the price of going to a footy match….apparently the cheapest ticket is 20 odd quid…a pie £3…a cup of tea £2.50… but you can pay up to £125 a game...a young pal of mine has got a season ticket for Liverpool home games…800 quid….he also pays out for the away games….that’s just one bloke!!..imagine a family of four. .apparently someone reported seeing a man wandering around with a samuri sword…so the police spotted this poor fella with his white stick (which they thought was a samuri sword) and told him to stop…