In this episode, we explore eating food through one's asshole, clashing with a toilet paper company's values, and the confusing ways employees rate themselves.

• Mutter 1: Dan Klein and Jon Gabrus
• Mutter 2: Rekha Shankar and Natasha Vaynblat
• Mutter 3: Aaron Jackson and Dru Johnston

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