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What is JAB COIN all about:
The following is an excerpt from the JAB COIN White Paper which is currently being reviewed by the International Political Correctness Institution, located in what shall soon be named the Biden University of Life & Love aka BULL University.
“ …with the current door to door jabbing of people that has been ensured by the new Administration in The USA, it is crystal clear that the vast majority of humans shall not be able to avoid getting the jab. (The use of this term “jab” for the medical procedure is purely based on a colloquial basis.)
Statistics have shown that all door to door sales have improved in results. Even the Jehovah Witnesses have managed to accomplish unthinkable results in their door to door approach. Even if in most cases it is because they simply refuse to leave. These tactics have impressed many high IQ politicians out there. So much so, that the new Administration is looking for experienced government funded & run NGO’s that have Jehovah Witnesses in their ranks for the execution of this door to door systematic jabbing. They simply won’t take “NO” for an answer. Statistics do not lie (that is why politicians always use them).
However, after the questions put forwards based on initial side effects from the millions already jabbed, particularly among males of our kind (or those that are still for some unknown and unexplainable reasons considered to be males) about the impotency among jabbed males out there, there have been very serious concerns put forwards about the future of Humanity.
This has brought about a need for a means to ensure that the best of swimmers in a load unloaded where it is naturally meant to be unloaded, are fairly and appropriately rewarded for making it to their goal…..”
The name JAB COIN may at first glance seem to have some connotations to medical treatments, although it does seem so indirectly, sort of, maybe, idk, the name “JAB” at question here is in fact named after the all natural act of getting swimmers to the start line of their race and not any door to door jabbers or the jab itself.
The “JAB” which we are referring to, can be classified as and definitely by nature compared to a “Swimming Event”. As with all such activities that are of a sporting nature, the winners need to be rewarded.
For the full text go to:
https://hive.blog/satire/@jackmiller/jab-coin-the-future-of-humanity
Cheers!
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By Jack MillerWhat is JAB COIN all about:
The following is an excerpt from the JAB COIN White Paper which is currently being reviewed by the International Political Correctness Institution, located in what shall soon be named the Biden University of Life & Love aka BULL University.
“ …with the current door to door jabbing of people that has been ensured by the new Administration in The USA, it is crystal clear that the vast majority of humans shall not be able to avoid getting the jab. (The use of this term “jab” for the medical procedure is purely based on a colloquial basis.)
Statistics have shown that all door to door sales have improved in results. Even the Jehovah Witnesses have managed to accomplish unthinkable results in their door to door approach. Even if in most cases it is because they simply refuse to leave. These tactics have impressed many high IQ politicians out there. So much so, that the new Administration is looking for experienced government funded & run NGO’s that have Jehovah Witnesses in their ranks for the execution of this door to door systematic jabbing. They simply won’t take “NO” for an answer. Statistics do not lie (that is why politicians always use them).
However, after the questions put forwards based on initial side effects from the millions already jabbed, particularly among males of our kind (or those that are still for some unknown and unexplainable reasons considered to be males) about the impotency among jabbed males out there, there have been very serious concerns put forwards about the future of Humanity.
This has brought about a need for a means to ensure that the best of swimmers in a load unloaded where it is naturally meant to be unloaded, are fairly and appropriately rewarded for making it to their goal…..”
The name JAB COIN may at first glance seem to have some connotations to medical treatments, although it does seem so indirectly, sort of, maybe, idk, the name “JAB” at question here is in fact named after the all natural act of getting swimmers to the start line of their race and not any door to door jabbers or the jab itself.
The “JAB” which we are referring to, can be classified as and definitely by nature compared to a “Swimming Event”. As with all such activities that are of a sporting nature, the winners need to be rewarded.
For the full text go to:
https://hive.blog/satire/@jackmiller/jab-coin-the-future-of-humanity
Cheers!