In Episode 16, Dick Buttons comes in hotter than a deep-fried mozzarella stick at a Ground Round buffet. This week’s episode is LOADED—so buckle in for a double shot of sarcasm, storytelling, and some signature no-holds-barred, full-throttle Dick Buttons Rage.

First up, it’s Double Top 5 trouble as Dick ranks the Top 5 Cocktails of All Time (yes, the classics make the cut, but wait 'til you hear what doesn’t) and then slaps on the cape and cowl for the Top 5 Live-Action Batmen—includinga controversial, blood-boiling #1 pick that might just send fanboys screaming into the night.

Then in Remember This?, Dick pours one out for the lost glory of Ponderosa and Ground Round, two restaurants that once ruled the suburbs with unlimited popcorn and steak night dreams. And remember when TV stations signed off after midnight with the national anthem and a test pattern? Dick does—and he’s got something to say about our sleepless, content-choked modern world.

This week’s Actor Spotlight shines on none other than Jack Nicholson—from devilish grins to Oscar-winning performances, Dick breaks down the madness, themethod, and the myth of one of Hollywood’s greatest wild cards.

But don’t think Dick forgot his RANTS—this week’s batch includes:

• Why paying for air at gasstations is a criminal act
• The steaming mediocrity of Starbucks
• Clueless diners whoshow up with no reservation and expect royal treatment
• Aldi’s fake products that almostlook like the real thing (but not quite)
• Verizon’s murder of thelandline
• And contractors who toss out ridiculousbids because they don’t actually want the job

It’s sharp. It’s funny. It’s furious. It’s Episode 16.
Grab a cocktail, put on your Bat-cowl, and get ready to feel the Buttons burn.