Josh opens by telling us about his new hatred for gum and popcorn. You'll come to find they did him dirty. Then Gage tells us about how Jaden Smith is way too serious (cringe dude?). Then they bring back the classic topic of how smoking cigarettes would 10/10 make them look cooler, but Gage is hesitant because of a magical binding curse of the D.A.R.E. pledge he took in grade school.