Jake and Eric discuss how it feels to actually have a decent episode under their belt.  The official podcast drinking game gets off to a hot start because Eric's internet is an absolute trainwreck and Jake gets distracted like Doug from the movie UP.  Jake discusses how unemployment is the slowest process in all of the world and why the government should hire him to answer phone calls.  They go over the Instagram and Twitter trolls that yap at Jessie James Decker for her parenting skills and how the NFL Draft is about to be an absolute shit-show because of the technologically bright individuals at the helm of each NFL team.  Eventually, Jake and Eric get around to discussing the Top 5 video game franchises of all-time.  Also, Eric gets mind-blown by new straw technology.