My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

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Well another angle has fallen to earth which is disappointing but nevertheless waa expected or suspected. So, for all my fellow caucasian brothers and sisters i just had confirmation that "Cracker Motherfucker" is equivalent to "the N Word". The last time I was called CMF, I asked the questinalble looking gentleman "would you like Ritz, Triscuits or my fav, Wheat Thins" I was somewhat taken aback by his response of "You got any Cheez Nips?" It was a dark day that afternoon as I was fresh the fuck out of Cheez Nips which are kind of another racial slur as well. Anyway, my N word friend and this Cracker ass motherfucker went and had TGI Friday's together than watched "Madea's Halloween* together. It was absolutely terrible and I was almost shot driving away from this hood back to minen in my new Jetta. I left my nice new J. Crew sweater at his crib though. That bummed me out, dog. Like for shizzle...is that how you say it?
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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