If you like to talk with blue people,

 If record breaking films make you smile, 

 If you like to waltz with weird ponytails

 that attach themselves to everything in a disgusting way,

 Has James Cameron got a movie for you! AVATAR!

 Groundbreaking, CGI, Gotta be AVATAR!

 Bad writing, Blue people, Space travel, AVATAR! 

Four sequels, Next 8 years, Vin Diesel? AVATAR!

 Kinda long, Like really long, About three hours, AVATAR! 

There’s been lots and lots and lots of other stories like AVATAR!

There’s never ever ever ever ever gonna be an end to AVATAR!

 It’s time for AVATAR!

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