Apple has a 5G problem, but it’s not the same as everyone else’s 5G problem. Apple’s problem is that it pissed off Qualcomm, who is the only decent 5G modem maker. Whoops.

Our roundup today includes stories about flagging iPhone sales in India, new iPod touches and rumors of iPhone USB Type-C connectors, weird CES, NBCUniversal’s new streaming service which will probably suck, Amazon’s weird ping-pong paddle problem, and a giant middle finger from hospitals across the country.