Ludicrous Topic:

* Shit Selling For Way Too Much Money

Legitimate News Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Microsoft & Sony Announce Unholy Alliance… Sort Of

* Valve Officially Announces Half-Life: Alyx

(rewatch the announcement trailer here)

The Big Topics of 2019:

* Game Services Coming Out The Wazoo!

* Nintendo & The Switch Keeping Up The Pace

* Microsoft Readies For The Next Generation

* Sony Laying Low

* Loot Boxes Steadily Put In Their Place

* A Look at the Games Coming Releasing In The Early Part of 2020

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who is willing to give 2020 the benefit of the doubt