Today’s episode covers David Letterman’s surprise return to Canada, a critical Safari security flaw that leaves about 800 million iPhones and iPads vulnerable unless updated, and Greenland’s viral "Make America Go Away" hats whose profits support children’s charities.

Host Lindsey Vernick combines sharp, sarcastic news commentary with personal anecdotes, life lessons, and sponsor humor to deliver a short, funny roundup of the day’s headlines.