Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Speedrunner Beats Every Boss In Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past While Blindfolded

* Plans Announced To Make Video Game Based On Apocalypse Now

News of the Week:

* US Video Game Sales Reached $30.4 Billion in 2016, Up From 2015

* Square Enix Announces Deal To Make Marvel Games

* Square Enix Confirms I Am Setsuna For Switch Launch Day

* Nintendo Switch Pro Controller Goes Up For Pre-Sale, Sells Out In 30 Minutes

* 20th Century Fox Creates Gaming Division

* Micro Machines Set To Return On PS4, Xbox One, PC

* Bandai Namco Announces Release Date For Tekken 7 On PS4, Xbox One

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who can’t sleep because this damned doomsday clock is keeping him up

Blast From The Past:

* Pink Floyd – Animals (Album / Jan. 23, 1977)

* Dream Theater – Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence (Album / Jan. 29, 2002)