This episode is a very real, very tired take on the strongest Monday of the year. The one where half the room does not care anymore and the other half is deep into New Year’s resolutions, starving, sore, and silently regretting everything. There is not enough caffeine in the world to soften it, so we suffer together.

We talk about why these first two weeks of January feel socially terrifying, why everything magically returns to normal once resolutions quietly disappear, and how people are way more jealous of what you have than the work it took to get there.

Also, important question: does everyone have a favorite burner on their stove or is that just me?

If you are exhausted, overstimulated, hungry, caffeinated, or simply surviving January, this one’s for you.