Pat just got back from dinner and definitely didn't drink at all. That being said, he admits to drinking about 30 seconds later. Pat comes in hot and accuses Pete of missing episodes when he said he wouldn't. He also takes it upon himself to teach Name Redacted listeners the ins and outs of both acquiring a professional sports franchise, and how to responsibly go into debt at favorable interest rates. This is exactly how we expected the bonus episode to start. Meanwhile, the Red Sox won their first series against an AL East opponent and we're breaking down the whole series. Winckowski was sulking in the dugout after he gave up three runs in the sixth even though the game was still in reach. This leads to discussion about who should've been the veteran presence in the clubhouse to tell him to get the fuck up and motivate his team to finish out the inning. Pat sneaks in a hot take about David Ortiz being under-appreciated in Boston. We quickly break for Taco Bell (not really) and Coley joins the pod for a couple minutes. We're finally getting to the moment everyone's been waiting for: Pat's Top 5 favorite amendments. This gets extremely controversial per usual and Pat makes some comments that honestly should've been removed from the episode. We give out Klark's Ketchup MVP for the first time in what seems like forever and look ahead to this weekend's series against the Yankees. Jared is throwing out the first pitch and let's hope he throws a strike because if he doesn't this podcast may be done. Enjoy!

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