[[:encoded, "Jason and Todd's biggest (and most likely only) fan, Susan Tankersley sent them a \"gift\" of sorts in the form of a poorly produced DVD copy of the 1980 fantasy picture, \"Hawk the Slayer.\" It features a massively over-acting Jack Palance, but it really doesn't matter. This movie is so bad, that Jason and Todd ignore most of it in favor of conversation about Doug Stanhope, nuns in cages, and the importance of having a wife. Listen, and fall in love with these two blowhards all over again."]]