Well kids, our first Shark Week Month is coming to a close, but not without us discussing the three dimensional monstrosity that is Jaws 3-D.

 

If you've not seen this 1983 classic, allow us to catch you up to speed. Chief Brody's sons are all grown up and reconnecting at the newest Sea World park (financed by a very sassy Louis Gossett, Jr.) where Mike and his lady friend work. There's a man-made lagoon that connects to the ocean, so you can imagine what in 3-D, underwater hell happens next. Big shark, baby shark, themed sea tubes, cocky Australian guys, atrocious special effects and a baby Caroline in the City making her film debut all come together to make a movie that never should have been. 

 

In this episode we start strong when Snowy immediately gets her 90's card revoked and The Doctor simply cannot get enough of a guy that starred in a show called "Manimal."

We visit the fish jail, ogle a young and very sweaty Dennis Quaid, watch our stars traverse the depths in a yell-ow sub-ma-rine and are pissed at the lame kill count. There's Madonna biceps, BBQ Eel dinner plans, ocean kink, occasional boyfriend speculation, really bad short selections, a wacky hodgepodge of wet tourists and mountains of behind the scene cocaine use. 

We learn you don't greet the ladies of RFT with a mouth kiss, Snowy is devastated by some Harry Potter news, we find out The Doctor is a dirty girl and are treated to a Hatfield and McCoy dance off over an aquatic pig... yes you read that correctly. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.