The Cabin Woods is the ultimate horror movie.

Joe and Jason love scary shit. That scene in the Exorcist III. The Paranormal Activity series. Babadook! Stephen King! Pet mufuckin Sematary, ninja! We talk– no, we infuse our love of all that goofy nonsense. And we laugh our asses off. Clown, Dead End; we don’t even get close to talking about the tip of the iceberg that is how masterful what horror movies is. Are. I’m drunk, shut up.