HEYYY. Sorry about that tone of voice, I frightened the children. I'm fighting back the lassitude so that I can serve you up a tall, tiny glass of MacAdam's Beer.

Topics covered: futile promotional package, the body/brain demarcation, the unsaleable MacAdam, the unavoidable drowning death, the unthinkable oath, remove the thorn, don't blame Victor, the fool-proof test, the failed invasion of the Sun, the gnome lifetimes of the sun people