But she finds new Uses For Old Organ Pipes.

A series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.

 

 

The

third Sunday of Lent had arrived. Reverend Morris was counting down the

days until Easter in the same way a prisoner counts down the days until

their release. He was dreading today's morning Eucharist after the

embarrassment of last week.

"I still can't believe I was stupid enough to mix up that erotic story with my sermon!" He exclaimed. "Why did I print it out?"

"Ah

relax, Simon. It was a fantastic first attempt, and that vicar from

Manchester seemed to enjoy it!" Jenna replied, making herself a coffee.

"Yes

I know but, well I suppose you're right. Nobody made a complaint. I'm

just glad the youth & children were already dismissed to their

classes. I'd have had a load of outraged parents begging for me to be

defrocked!"

"No

damage done," Jenna smiled. "And you truly do have hidden talents. I

had no idea you were so good at writing erotica. You should try it again

sometime!"

This

Sunday's service passed without incident, and most of the congregation

were no doubt disappointed that the vicar's sermon had returned to its

familiar, boring self. Afterwards, Gordon peered over the top of the

organ and smiled as he noticed Jenna.

"Morning!" He said.

"Hello Gordon!" Jenna replied. "How are you getting on with, you know?" She winked.

"Ah

that," he laughed. "You weren't kidding when you said use lots of lube,

were you? It's fun, but," Gordon lowered his voice. "It doesn't match

up to you. I miss our organ lessons."

"Me too. We're halfway through Lent. Stay strong. You'll get through it!"

"I'll

try my best! Oh, are these of any interest to you or Simon?" He handed

her two tin organ pipes, one smaller than the other. "I know you're into

arts and crafts. Thought you might have some use for these. Some of the

old pipes have been replaced."

"These are nice!" Jenna said, holding up the pipes. "Great condition."

"They make great wall ornaments. I see loads of them for sale on eBay. Some go for really high prices."

"I'll

see if I can get creative. It'll be a fun spring project for me. Thanks

Gordon! Oh before I forget, you couldn't do a favor for a member of the

church, could you?"

"Certainly!"

"Gladys

asked if you could call round and fix a new door handle on her kitchen

door. I know you're really good at D I Y; you fitted new wall sockets in

the church hall."

The organist's face fell. "Um, oh right. Yes. I'm sure I can."

"Great!

She'll be thrilled. Right, I'd better get going. Simon's taking

Christopher out for some father-son time, so I'll be home alone. I'll

see if I can get creative with these old organ pipes!"

Gordon gulped. The thought of calling round to see Mrs. Wilcox terrified him.

"My

God, the old girl will pounce on me like a lioness ambushing a

gazelle!" He noticed the churchwarden heading up the aisle. "Norman!

Could you do me a favor?"

Jenna

arrived back at the vicarage, wondering how to spend the rest of the

afternoon. She looked carefully at the two organ pipes, running a finger

down the smooth, dull metal.

"Hmm, this larger one, it could be just the right size!"