Jennie's Rants

This week we tackled two questions, one from a woman and one from a man.

Female: I have been dealing with this guy for years and he has most of the qualities I want in a man. BUT I'm still dealing with my past heart break. I question myself, like is he the one? Am I ready to try this marriage thing again? Am I ready to put my heart on the line one last time? How do you know when they are the one?

Male: I have been labeled the lover boy. Apparently I fall in love too fast. I want to ask the fellas-

"What gives wifey vibes to yall? What are yall looking for in a female?"

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Dear Jenny Chaos,

I need to ask the groupchat- "Have yall ever lied about encounters?"

Like telling him it's amazing and it's a bald face lie! I don't want to hurt his feelings, but I don't know what else to do. Yall ever fake it? Or am I just a horrible person?

Dear Jenny Chaos,

I've come to the point where I want to marry this woman.

I love her, and want to be with her for the rest of my life. I have the ring already but when I told my mom she said, and I quote "Don't no woman want the ring you gave your ex."

I didn't listen, I asked and she said yes. Somehow she found out and wants to know the truth.

Ask the groupchat does that matter?

I need help Jenny Chaos!

I am 45, he's 32. I keep telling him that he's too young and he should find someone his age.

This young man is beyond persistent. I'm talking flowers, gifts and consistent energy. I'm ready fold like a pretzel I swear I am. Ask the groupchat what they think about Cougar Love?

No for real any success stories of age differences? What makes them work, what makes them fail?

A fella was spotted proposing in Hello Kitty attire. The groupchat wanted to ask what was that about? Are we wearing matching outfits? Are we coordinating on vacation? Fellas, are yall wearing characters for your boo? We are divided on this one, but to each it's own. Tune in and tell me your thoughts.

Last weekend I was in the ER. Leaving the mall, I was attacked by two females. Turns out this guy I have been seeing is actually married. Ask the groupchat:

Are yall fighting the other person? Or taking that up with your significant other?

Jenny Chaos,

I have been seeing this guy for the past two years. He recently passed away and I want to attend his funeral. The issue is that he's married, and I don't know if I should. Ask the groupchat what would they do in my case?

We're witnessing the alarming rise of Domestic violence/Murder suicide cases all around us. this week in the groupchat we discuss the harsh reality of which we are living in. We extend our condolences to the families and loved ones of anyone who has lost their lives at the hands of someone they loved or trusted.

Help is available 1-800-799-7233

Domestic Violence Support | National Domestic Violence Hotline

House of Ruth Maryland - House of Ruth Maryland

Me and my best friend went on a girls trip to Jamaica. We had one too many Bahama Mammas and ended up sleeping together.

I have not been able to get it out of my head, but she is acting like it never happened. I want to tell her man, that way I can have her to myself.

Ask the groupchat, what should I do?

My boyfriend and I decided after a year together, we'd go ahead and move together. I thought this was a good idea, I mean we're always at one another place anyway. The first night we fussed about the temperature. He's hot, I'm cold. Next, it was leaving dishes in the sink. Every day it seems like something else. I don't know if it's me, am I just so used to being alone. Ask the groupchat:

What adjustments or sacrifices are they making to cohabitate?