Jeopardy! is back with a true tournament of champions, upstaging the Survivor premiere in the best possible way, and it's the perfect excuse to finally talk about a beloved American institution (and Alex Trebek). In an eleventh-hour-and-fifty-ninth-minute draft-of-a-draft, available below, here, or on iTunes here, we break down the teams competing for cash and glory while unloading some of the Jeopardy! views we've stored up for years.