Wow. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino gets engaged and somehow there's very little to talk about in this recap of the penultimate episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation! Left on their own without Honeymoon Brian®, the rest of the gang discusses the etymology of "chooch," some upsetting present-day Ron news, and a missed "seamen" joke. Strap in for the wildest 44 minutes of your life!