"Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show.

Behold the decree of High Emperor Groucho the Second (Jesse Jones)! No, you'll actually like the decrees. They're pretty awesome. Grab a knife and bowl! You'll need 'em!

Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41551532