Jessie is your typical Midwestern transplant: she is a five time

thumb-wrestling champion and an avid viewer of cheesy movies (you do not want to watch Spaceballs with this girl--while her

line recitation is spot on, her rendition of “Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen” could use some work). She cuts her pizza with

scissors and throws a mean beanbag. She is an idealist struggling with the transformation into a reluctant realist.